They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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