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I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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