Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I have feelings that need drinking.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
