this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Shame is for Republicans.
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