C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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