I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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