i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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