i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
