And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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