is this the sara with the beer cane?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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