So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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