so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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