he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
MIDGETS
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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