Yo dont text me then not text me
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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