If i could tip my vagina, i would.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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