I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
No more Irish car bombs ever.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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