C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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