Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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