Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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