What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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