I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We don't watch enough power rangers
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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