it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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