i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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