I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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