On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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