this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
