he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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