am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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