i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
So many bounce houses so little time
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just invented taco cereal.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
