Fine. I'll sleep in my office
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Sober January is a disaster.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
there is puke in my bra ... again
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