thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Randomize