I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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