I need help removing her.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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