dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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