speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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