Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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