This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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