all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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