I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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