Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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