respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
everyone is single if you try hard enough
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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