I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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