Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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