somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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