I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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