You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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