Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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