Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
