Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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