so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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