I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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