I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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