too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
no you cant smoke seaweed
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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