Me too!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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