I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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