the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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