Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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