one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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