do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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