We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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