just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Randomize