love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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