she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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